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Andrew Lansley – my part in his downfall

Okay, here’s the deal, I’ll let you into a secret if you promise not to tell. The thing is, my source has said that the listening exercise that Steve Field is running was just a scam to get us through...

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Mr Lansley, it’s time to get your coat

He’s looking tired isn’t he? I think everyone can agree that the NHS needs a reorganisation. More people go to hospital in the UK than any other country in Europe. We are spending as much as we should...

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What do Skype, Batman and GPs have in common?

So the latest wheeze following on the NHS reforms comes from Sir Bruce ‘Whine’ Keogh. This medical leader believes that using modern technology we will be able to keep Gotham citizens happy and...

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Time to escape the collapsing Black Tower

I want a new job. The Black Tower is collapsing, the Cluster is goosed, the GPCC/CCGs are about to be herded together, demoralised and punished for all the evils of the system, but it’s okay – I know...

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An escape plan is hatched… but not everyone escapes

Lightning once again split the sky, illuminating the two huddled figures sheltering in the rock face. “Will they follow us if we lose this next battle?” the smaller one asked frantically. “No, I fear...

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What CCG will have me as a member?

What’s the best club you’ve ever been in? I don’t mean pulsating music, sweaty bodies and smell of stale beer club, I mean ‘I say old chap do you mind moving the car, that’s the head badger’s space’...

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The Black Tower is looking darker than ever

I had occasion to drive past the Black Tower last week. I was early finished from surgery, about 6.15. The old battlements looked in good shape, but there was no flag flying, most of the lights were...

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The new general practice is going to be a quantum event

Would you like to have your cake and eat it? Would you like to spend your money and keep it? Would you like to eat anything and lose weight? The chances are you would, but you know it’s a practical...

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